Merry Christmas, Mr. Nixon is a story from A 10,000 Dawns Christmas involving Lady Aesculapius helping Blanche Combine to redeem herself by taking her to apologize to Richard Nixon for attempting to murder him.
The attempt goes badly, and Nixon refuses Blanche's apology. This upsets Blanche, and Aesc responds by giving Nixon coal, and making out with Blanche, under the mistletoe, in front of Nixon (with her consent) to make Nixon uncomfortable.
